His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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