i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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