? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Randomize
