did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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