no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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