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yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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