He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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