Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
