Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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