just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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