Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
nutella sex= disaster
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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