maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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