What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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