Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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