Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
handjob tips. give me some.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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