Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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