There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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