whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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