Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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