if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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