I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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