Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sext me about skeletons
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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