yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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