Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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