They should really pass out barf bags in church
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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