also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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