just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Found your dick twin last night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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