Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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