The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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