My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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