Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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