your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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