that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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