yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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