if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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