when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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