Who wears a wallet chain?!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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