Taylor Swift is so right about you.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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