party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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