I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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