What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
where does the pee come out of this thing
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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