Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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