i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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