Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my being single is dangerous.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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