how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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