the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.