Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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