you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I pour the whiskey from now on
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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