All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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