okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
