i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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