how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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