Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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