Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
