I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I touched a dick in church today
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