I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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