I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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